This Man Is A Dick

Armond White stand up and be counted, as you,  the movie reviewer for the New York Press, are a dickwad, a arse wipe and a douche.

This man is so often so wrong when it comes to movies, and as a reviewer he really should be better at this part of the job.For example INCEPTION, one of the highest rated films of the last year on Rotten Tomatoes got a very nice 86% and is certified fresh. Mr White on the other hand has this to say about it

 “ Like Grand Theft Auto’s quasi-cinematic extension of noir and action-flick plots, Inception manipulates the digital audience’s delectation for relentless subterfuge.” — New York Press

What the hell does that even mean? He then gives it a very low rating of 34% and goes and says this about TOY STORY 3.

Toy Story 3 is so besotted with brand names and product-placement that it stops being about the innocent pleasures of imagination — the usefulness of toys — and strictly celebrates consumerism.” — New York Press

Sorry, was this the review for Transformers, did this review get put in the wrong pile. OH NO IT DIDNT. This is what he had to say about Transformers 2, a film that every one agreed was a big pile of steaming crap and a record breaker, as the film with the MOST PRODUCT PLACEMENT EVER (Made up fact).

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is more proof [Bay] has a great eye for scale and a gift for visceral amazement.” — New York Press

Am I missing something here? He then goes and gives it 89%.

Here is a picture for reference

If you see him PUNCH HIM!

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