EVERYTHING GIVES YOU CANCER

Scare-mongering doesn’t get much better than this, especially when it comes to the dread fear of cancer. Rather than publishing the inspiring reality of how much progress is made in curing and dealing with the disease, or the facts of how many people survive, the Daily Mail chooses to constantly bombard us with this instead. This staggering list is comprises of all the different things the Daily Mail has reported cause cancer.

ABORTION
AGE AIR POLLUTION

AIR TRAVEL
ALCOHOL
ALLERGIES
ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS
ARTIFICIAL LIGHT
ASBESTOS
ASPIRIN
BABIES
BABY BOTTLES

BABY FOOD
BACON
BARBEQUES
BATH WATER
BEEF
BEER
BEING A BLACK PERSON
BEING A WOMAN
BEING A MAN
BEING A SKINNY GIRL
BEING SOUTHERN
BISCUITS
BLOWJOBS
BRAS
BREAD
BREAST FEEDING
BREAST IMPLANTS
BROKEN HEARTS
BUBBLE BATH
BURGERS
CAFFINE
CALCUIM
CANDLE-LIT DINNERS
CANNED FOOD
CARBOHYDRATES
CARS
CEREAL
CEREAL BOXES
CHEESE
CHICKEN
CHILDLESSNESS
CHILDREN
CHILDREN’S FOOD
CHILLIS
CHINESE MEDICINE
CHIPS
CHLORINE
CHOCOLATE
CITY LIVING
CLIMATE CHANGE
COCA COLA
COD LIVER OIL
COLD TEMPERATURES & LACK OF SUNLIGHT
COFFEE
CONSTAPATION
CONTRACEPTIVE PILLS
COOKING
CORDLESS PHONES
CRAYONS
CURRY
DENTAL X-RAYS
DEODRANT
DIETING
DOGS
EGGS
EGGS (free range)
ELECTRICITY
ENGLISH BREAKFAST
FACEBOOK
FALSE NAILS
FATHERHOOD
FIBRE
FINGER LENGTH
FISH
FIZZY DRINKS
FLIP FLOPS
FLY SPRAY
FRUIT
FRUIT JUICE

GARDENS
GRAPEFRUIT
HAIR DYE
HAM

HEIGHT
HONEY
HOT DRINKS h
HOUSEPRIDE
HRT
HUGGING
HULA HOOPS
INTERNET
IVF
KIDNEY TRANSPLATS
LAMB
LARGE HEADS
LEFT-HANDEDNESS
LIPSTICK
LIVER TRANSPLANTS
LONG RING FINGER
MENOPAUSE
MENSTRUATION
METAL
MILK
MOBILE PHONES
MODERN LIVING
MONEY
MORPHINE
MOUTHWASH
NUCLEAR POWER
OBESITY
OESTROGEN
OLDER FATHERS
PASTRY
PEANUT BUTTER
PERFUME
PICKLES
PIZZA
PLASTIC BAGS
PORK
POTATOES
POVERTY
PREGNANCY
PRINCE CHARLES ORGANIC CRISPS
PRINGLES
RADIOACTIVITY
RICE
SAUSAGES

RETIREMENT

SEX
SHAVING
SKIING
SOUP
SPACE TRAVEL
SUN CREAM
TALCUM POWDER
TEA
TEEN SEX
THIRD HAND SMOKE (read article and you’ll understand)
TILL RECEIPTS
TURNING ON THE LIGHTS AT NIGHT TO GO TO THE LOO
VITAMINS
WAR IN IRAQ
WATER
WELL-DONE MEAT
WI-FI
WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE
WORKING
X-RAYS

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