Planet Jedward

I have spent that last hour tiresomely reading over 200 of Jedwards tweets for your enjoyment. This duo single mindedly make twitter worth while for their stupid comments. if you want to follow jedward their “address” (is that what you call it?) Is @Planetjedward

Any way here is a compilation of jedwards best recent tweets.

  • THE DAY JUSTIN BIEBERS HAIR BECAME A TWIN OF OUR SPIKEY HAIR TWIN! SORRY FLAT HAIR TWIN WE ARE BETTER
  • #JEDWARDEUROVISION THE DAY WORLD PEACE WAS ONE STEP CLOSER
  • Guess whos going to have breakfast! we are going to have breakfast! we are gonna break that fast so fast that is breakslow
  • ITS NOT LIKE WE TRY TO WEAR COOL TRAINERS BUT THE TRAINERS FIND OUR FEET! FEET MAGNETS WHAT CAN WE SAY!
  • It only rains when the people and the earth need a shower we are all clean that’s why it’s sunny!
  • HAIR IS BEING CUT WE ARE COLLECTING IT JUST INCASE SOMEONE OUT THERE WANTS TO MAKE CLONES OF US!
  • We saw the Royal Wedding we now have alot of ideas for when one of us gets married gonna have a space craft and the girly can have dolphins
  • We were not Allowed electric hot blankets because once they get wet they are dangerous
  • Ok we see a Person with really long hair as they walk they are dusting the world behind them!
  • It so weird the way automatic doors don’t open it’s like what’s yo deal door are we too cool to enter?

Dont want to follow this twats follow me @callumstewart

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About lammpost911

A Man who has nothing better to do that join all the social networking sites and talk shit.
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