Bradley Cooper You Make Me Sick (With Jealousy)

Oooh, look at me, I’m Brad Cooper, I’m a super-handsome movie star who also speaks fluent French, I’m sooooo great.  Whatever, dude.  Can you do this? (flips eyelids inside out, rolls stomach, falls through the coffee table)

I think if you turn up the sound on this video, you can actually hear the sound of the anchor’s ovaries ripening.  I hear fertility doctors now use this video as a way to induce ovulation. Hell, I think my vagina just moistened, and I don’t even have one. Ugh.  Show off.  Look man, just promise us you won’t do any Kate Hudson rom-coms.  Deal?

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