Oooh, look at me, I’m Brad Cooper, I’m a super-handsome movie star who also speaks fluent French, I’m sooooo great. Whatever, dude. Can you do this? (flips eyelids inside out, rolls stomach, falls through the coffee table)
I think if you turn up the sound on this video, you can actually hear the sound of the anchor’s ovaries ripening. I hear fertility doctors now use this video as a way to induce ovulation. Hell, I think my vagina just moistened, and I don’t even have one. Ugh. Show off. Look man, just promise us you won’t do any Kate Hudson rom-coms. Deal?