FILMS OF NEXT YEAR, THIS YEAR!

So we aren’t even half way through 2012 yet , but there is already many films lined up for next year’s slate. Between all the Iron Man 3’s, GI Joe: Retaliations and Scary Movie 5’s there are some really weird shit coming out next year.

Whore Dump

BEST TITLE EVER!

A male prostitute (Randy Quaid) and his pimp (Dennis Quaid) are edged out of business when a group of younger male prostitutes take over their territory. They enlist the help of a retired hit man (Morgan Freeman). Directed by John Mallory Asher.

It sounds all right, but that name is amazing! Let’s just hope that it gets to cinema with that title as I would love to see this at the beginning of the film.

 Black-Mitzvah.

SCRAP THAT! BEST TITLE EVER!

An African-American Rabbi (Samuel L. Jackson) helps a middle-aged social worker (Paul Giamatti) study for a bar-mitzvah he never got to have as a teenager.

Okay both Jackson and Giamatti it sounds amazing, as long as Sam Jackson has this line “HEBREW MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?”

Directed by Kenneth Branagh.

Sorry what!!! Kenneth Branagh, Shakespeare’s modern sweetheart is directing, this is even more insane that Whore Dump!

 

The Sex of Things.

Meh! It’s no Black-mitzvah

A doctor (William Hurt) performs an emergency castration on a patient (Robert De Niro) who decides to take things further by becoming a woman. Directed by Neil Labute.

Okay, De Niro, becoming a woman. De Niro. De Niro!! By the director of the Wicker Man remake. WICKER MAN! WICKERMAN!!!!

After Earth.

A skilled warrior (Will Smith) and his stranded son (Jaden Smith) crash-land in the devastated planet Earth 1000 years into the future, and must fight for survival.

Okay this could work. Nice idea if done well. Now let’s see who’s directing this….

 Directed by M. Night Shyamalanananananan.

Oh no.

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One Response to FILMS OF NEXT YEAR, THIS YEAR!

  1. Reblogged this on Brick House Productions and commented:
    Where do you find this stuff out Callum and Whore Dump has to be a good title can’t wait have people asking for that in the cinema and The Sex of Things.

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