In 2009 our profit and savoir Roland Emmerich created the scientific documentary 2012, showing how our world would end on the 21.12.2012 at 11:11am, according to the Mayan calender (and John Cusack) this is when the world will end.
So to blow the world off in epic style I will watch 2012 (for the first time) while the world is ending.
So starting at 8:33am on 21st of December (this coming Friday) I will watch the 2 hour and 38 minute long epic, at just the right time for the credits to sync with the total and utter annihilation of the earth.
I like to call it
So feel free to join me as I live blog the event on Friday morning, because none of you have lives of jobs or loved ones to kiss goodbye!
Having just spent a day of illness on YouTube looking at classic musical numbers. I ended up stubbing onto the big finale for Grease.
I must have repressed this in a deep dark place in my brain, but there is a FLYING CAR at the end of this film
At the end of Grease, they fucking fly away in a car!
I’m just gonna let that sink in!
Why? I don’t know, the film never explains this, because it’s the end, it never leads up to this! It just happens, its fucking batshit crazy and I have no idea!
Next up I’m going to discover the robot dinosaur at the end of Singin in the rain, or the giant mutant tapeworm in the Sound of music!
Well it’s good to get that off my chest.
Sorry for the lack of posts, I will try to amend it, (YA SURE!)
But today I have to talk about something that isn’t film. Today I talk about my 2nd passion, Fashion, of course I’m kidding. I couldn’t care less about what you wear be it Primark or Primarnie.
I have started to see this brand about called BOY, “so what”you say. Well I say this to you BOY London, The clothing company in question.
WHY IS YOUR LOGO A NAZI EAGLE!! WHY! WHAT! WHO IN YOU COMPANY THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA!
DID YOU NOT REALIZE! I MEAN LOOK AT IT! THIS IS MADNESS AM I MISSING SOMETHING HAVE WE AGREED TO FORGET ABOUT HITLER!
I JUST DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ANYMORE!
Sorry about all the caps, (and yes I understand that the eagle is not 100% a Nazi thing, it was used by Germany for a good few years before hand, but STILL THAT’S MAD! BOY LONDON CLOTHING IS NOT BASED IN GERMANY, BUT IN FACT LONDON!
Hi guys I’m back, sorry for the long break, Education called.
As means of apology (and because I was sent copy’s of stuff I all ready own) I will be holding a competition, to pass the joy onward.
Up for grabs we have,
A copy of Alan Partridges autobiography: I, Partridge
Muppets in Space and Muppets Treasure Island on DVD
A Fantastic Fear Of Everything on DVD
And a copy of my favorite film of the year, Cabin in the woods.
So good times are around, but how do you win them I hear you say!
Well! I will tell you!
I want you to comment below, with the best idea for a competition you can think of, make it zany and silly and WACKY!!!!! (You crazy cats!)
Who ever comes up with the best idea will never get to see it put in action as they will have already won it!
So get you thinking caps on and get to it.
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